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What'z up? I'm doin' better about the blog entries, huh? You're welcome! I reely wanna get my [ReelyfeRaydio] site up and running, but I haven't decided what I want my show to be about.. My friendz S.dot & Reg did a practice show with me one night, kinda freestyle.. It was kool though.. I'm thinking of having two or three co-hosts on the show.. It makes the show flow so much smoother.. I dunno. We'll see.. I definitely want to get started on that soon though!


So, I did ok yesterday at the "thing" I had to do for those "people". I definitely can do alot better and hope to get the opportunity to do so soon! I'm still not comfortable saying what it iz, but its legal mom! lolz. They asked me to come again tomorrow morning, so I didn't suck that bad! Either that, or they couldn't fynd anyone else... Hmmm..? I wonder.. lolz.


Oh well... Either way, I'm there... Oh, I'm hoping to get a camera soon! How soon..? We shall see..


Ok, well I need to get ready for tomorrow... ttylz!

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This will be very short, but I hadn't gotten the opportunity to update much since my last entry, so I wanna try and say somethin... Excuses. Tools of incompetence that build monuments of nothingness...shall I continue? lolz. No thankz.. It'z funny, because no matter what.. I don't remember where I learned that.. But I'll never forget it..


[If you've heard it, you know the rest..]


I'm goin' to do somethin' for these people tomorrow, but I can't say what... If I do good, maybe I can... If I don't... I'll prolly erase this entry... Either way, as long as I come out on top! lolz. I gotta wake up at 6 just to get ready, so you KNOW I'm tryna get in bed early tonight.. 11, 12.. maybe 1.., depending on whether or not Jay Leno has Forest Whitaker on tonight... I hope he does. You watch "The Tonight Show"? Yup. Arsenio's gone.. Magic never made it.. Charles Barkley on TNT is the closest I get to a black late night talk show host, and he's just bein' country! lolz. Leno iz kool tho.. NBC usually has a knack for getting people on the show right after they do something big, so hopefully they got him.. Oh, for those of you that don't know, Forest Whitaker won the Academy Award for Best Actor at the Oscars last night. He played the role of Ugandan dictator Idi Amin in "The Last King of Scotland". I haven't seen it yet, but apparently, he killed it! If his performance was anything close to his Oscar-winning acceptance speech, I'm there! It was the most heart-wrenching [I hope that'z a good thing.. I was tryna sound intelligent..] and passionate speech that night, by far.. Jennifer Hudson acted totally surprised..she thought she was still on Idol with that "I didn't thynk I was gonna win" mentality.. Bitch, you done won everything else this year! Why not?! You're a star now! Surprise!!! The secrets out Jennifer! Damn.. It'z kool to be humble, but at least have a little somethin' you practiced... JUST IN CASE you happen to win your THIRD award this year... All the while, little ole' Beyonce' playz backseat for the first tyme in her lyfe... Aww.. I'll comfort you baby.. It'z okay.. :)


Oh, sorry...back to Forest. I got a little sidetracked.. I thynk I have ADD. ADD, not add.. [I know at least one person that read that and said, "ADD? What the hell is ADD? He ain't got no money.. SUB maybe.. But definitely not no ADD!" lolz.] See, I did it again.. So anyway, his speech.. It was reely nyce..


"Because when I first started acting, it was because of my desire to connect to everyone," Whitaker said. "To that thing inside each of us. That light that I believe exists in all of us. Because acting for me is about believing in that connection and it's a connection so strong, it's a connection so deep, that we feel it. And through our combined belief, we can create a new reality."


If anyone comes across the YouTube of the Forest Whitaker acceptance speech, please email it to me! Speaking of which, my friend Carolyn in D.C. emailed me a YouTube video that she wanted to share... I don't wanna say itz her anthem or anything, but.. Well, she'z from D.C.. Meaning..? I dunno.. I just lyke sayin' that... Anyway, enjoy!




Is that Justin Timberlake?! Yup! All you need is harmony and a nyce beat, and you can make anything sound good! lolz! It'z my - in a box! [Keepin' it PG-21..] :) Oh, and ladiez.. Feel free to email me for box rental! lolz. j/k! maybe. lolz! Wish me luck tomorrow! [rcZ]


I thought I was done, but I got caught up on YouTube and came across this video.. FYI - My kidz will not play soccer.. They may not even be allowed outside, but soccer.. Nah, not an option..



Ok, I'm done for real this tyme... LataZ!

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What'z up? I actually found these clips on ifilm.com and not YouTube, but I'm not about to make another logo, so just pretend it sayz "What'z on ifilm?" :)


One of the producerz from ifilm.com was on Maury today and that'z how I came across the site.. They have oodlez and oodlez of hilariouz video clipz, much lyke YouTube, but I found these two particularly funny and thought I'd share them with my readerz/viewerz.. Enjoy!


In this first clip, there is a man and a woman on an elevator in China, or Japan..somewhere in Asia. Anyway, I don't know if he followed her onto the elevator, but as the doors open, he attemptz to steal her purse and make a break for it.. Little does he know that.. Well, see for yourself!



I know not many people enjoy their jobz, but itz dually difficult to work at a place you hate, with people you hate. Itz especially difficult when they're throwin' spit ballz at you while ur tryna work. Well, in this clip, this was the spit ball that broke the camel'z back! Check it out..



I don't know if I should be laughin' at this next clip or not, but white boyz do some of the most RIDICULOUZ shyt sometimez.. And if I'm not allowed to laugh, then they shouldn't be allowed to live.. Otherwise.. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! "Dude, I'm serious!" Classic.



Ok, this is the last one, courtesy of Connie Chung.. I'm sure the majority of you have seen this by now, but for those of you that haven't.. Well, let'z just say.. I see now how she and Maury Povich stay married..



Wanna help?? If you come across a video you thynk iz HI-LARIOUZ, share! Send the link to reelyfexperiencez@gmail.com. I gotta screen it first. Itz a family show, shyt! :) [rcZ]

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Wait a minute. I know he'z not finna' talk about the Grammy'z dayz after ole' gyrl asked him to! (Yes, "finna". That'z how we talk in tha' A.. Well.. Thatz how THEY talk! lolz.) And yes, I am.. I already explained the reason why my site was a little backed up, so there is no more need to explain. Suck it up! :)


I'm not a big "awards" person to be honest, but I thoroughly enjoyed this year's Grammy performancez. Mary J. Blige showed everyone again why she is the true Queen of R&B. Chris Brown danced his azz off, but forgot to review the "Usher School of Sing & Dance" video. Usher learned the hard way a couple yearz back that you gotta conserve some energy for the vocalz, unless u plan on gettin' Milli Vanilli to make up for ur voice crackin! Soundz lyke Chris "Run It, Run It Outta' Breath!" lolz! That was corny.. Thin ice, dude.. Thin ice.



The performance of the night had to be between Christina Aguilera and Gnarlez Barkley.. I'm still waiting on the DNA results back from the Christina Aguilera blood sample, to determine where the hell this little woman getz all that soul from! *screamz* THIS IS A MAN'S WORLD! She blew me away! You ever listened to somethin' so moving that it makes the fine hairz on ur back tingle? Nah, not reely.. Well, watch this clip and try again...



Not to be outdone by any means, was Gnarlez Barkley. Oh wow.. Now, I'm reely not a Cee-Lo Green fan, but this dude iz talented. Time-out. Are you anybody'z fan? Ur forever tellin' us who u don't lyke.. Who do you like..? Hmmm? I'm startin' not to lyke u.. lolz. Anyway, he was kool when he was with Goodie-Mob back in the day, but once he went solo, he started weirdin' me out.. You had to be high off hallucinative mushroomz to fully grasp his message.. I'm guessing, mom! I'm guessing!! :) But, looking back.. I thynk I was too young to understand him. Cee-Lo iz a musical genius.. Much like his partner, Danger Mouse.. Their love for music goes beyond platinum records, album salez and record dealz.. These brothaz express themselves more clearly and creatively through music, better than most individualz can verbally.. I admire their work, appreciate their style.. unique sense of individuality, and look forward to their future.. Ladiez and Gentlemen.. Gnarlez Barkley!


What tripped me out the most about their performance was Danger Mouse'z disappearing act! Check it out! He'z clearly on stage with Cee-Lo at the start of the performance, right? Ok, then Cee-Lo walkz to the stage, and BAM! He's sitting down playin' the piano!! Houdini?! Danger Magic?! Am I trippin..? Help me out here!


Anyway, like I said earlier.. For the most part, I was very satisfied with this year'z performancez and look forward to seein' Christina tear it up again next year.. She ripped Donny Hathaway'z "A Song For You" last year.. Let the world know who'z world it reely was this year.. And I'm sure she'll be back next year to take that white face mask off, and show us who'z reely under that 90lb. white gyrl suit!


Well, that'z my take on the 2007 Grammy'z... Sorry for the delay! (I'm reely not. Just tryna be congenial.. lolz.) I posted Christina'z performance from last year for those of you who may have missed it..



Ok, I'm done.. Enjoy! [rcZ]

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I'm not a huge Brittany Spears fan, so I could reely care less about her shaving her head and getting tattooz all over her body... But evidentally, it was a pretty big deal in the media world.. I haven't watched the entire video clip myself, but from the looks of it, she chopped it off! I don't know if the little gyrl from the trailer park has been overwhelmed by stardom, but this chyk needz serious medical attention.. If it ain't one thing, itz another.. I mean, I'm all for celebrities being free to do what they want, etc. But at the same time, if ur in a custody battle with your ex-husband [who isn't too bright himself!], why give the media a reason to influence the courts of law, and possibly damage your credibility as a parent? Doesn't make much sense to me. Anyway, lyke I said... I'm not a fan, so whatever... I just feel bad for the kid! lolz.


Here'z the video for those of you who wanna see... Enjoy. [rcZ]


Brittany Gone Wild?

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Now playing: Raheem DeVaughn - You


No matter how many timez I hear this song, I can't get tired of it... I've come in contact with alot of people in my lifetime, and I'm sure I'll come in contact with alot more as my lyfe progresses.. But, there are people that come into your lyfe and make an impact with you.. They leave an imprint in the sandz of ur soul, that never washes away.. And this goez beyond beauty.. Beyond superficially materialistic meanz.. I've allowed myself to let beauty blind my better judgement, and ignore my heart.. This person came into my lyfe and has become one of the best friendz I could have ever wished to have.. This song is dedicated to her. I don't know if you'll ever read this, but if you do.. You'll know who u are..


*singz* "You inspire me... You inspire me... You inspire me... You... You... You..." [Damn, I sound good! lolz.]


Beautifully Simple. That'z all I'll ever need.. [rcZ]

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Ok, yeah.. I know I haven't written in here or updated the site since the 6th, but WAIT! It'z not my fault!! Someone [my ex] broke into my myspace and facebook account, and did alot of unnecessary thingz to my page, friendz list, etc. So anyway, to make a long story short, I was locked out of my account due to login abuse and had to change all of my passwords. [She actually hacked into it AGAIN after I changed it... Not kool, I know..] Anyway, I was just recently able to log back in to my accountz so thatz why there haven't been any updatez.. k? :)


Nevertheless, I'm back now... I've actually drummed up another "mini-segment" of [ReelyfeBlogZ] that I have decided to call "Eye'SpyZ - Myspace.com" I'll be the first to admit, I've become somewhat of a "Myspace Groupie". I can't help it! It'z addicting!! I've become reunited with so many people that I went to college with, high school, middle school...even elementary! Not to mention the tremendous networking opportunitiez ryte at ur fingertipz... I mean, even Diddy has myspace! He hit me up the otha' day askin' me to put him in my Top 4.. C'mon Diddy... I mean, ur kool and everything...but Top 4..? Dunno. Can't reely do it.. lolz.


Anyway, if you browse myspace for a long enough tyme, ur guaranteed to come across some of the craziest, yet legitimate thingz on people's pagez.. You'll see 400lb. women in thongz... Women that used to be men, but are women in the face and a man below the waist...[those are actually the funniest, because guys actually make commentz lyke: "Ur so sexy...", or "What I would do to you..." Gross. My favorite was, "I can't wait to see you tonight. I have a surprise for you!" Oh, trust me.. He-She-rah has a surprise for you too buddy!!! lolz.


So, the concept of this segment will basically be a showcase of the funniest thingz I come across on myspace.com. I ask that everyone keep in mynd that these are real people! So when you laugh, make sure you've done enough good deedz to get urself in.. I don't want nobody haunting me when they die and can't get in the gatez! Ok?! Ok. lolz.


I haven't collected but two [2] Eye'SpyZ so far, but don't worry.. That number will undoubtedly increase! I'm sure of it. So, without further adieu... EYE'SPYZ!!!



Why the hell would you let your friend go out lyke this?! Friendz know when to say when... Friendz should also know when to say "Bitch, you look like a Peacock!"



You be the judge...



This guy was just happy to be in the company of women that weren't reely men!


More to come! Stay tuned..[rcZ]

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*insert white gyrl voice* OMG! I SO, lyke have the Prince Half-time performance on video!! *end white gyrl voice* :)


What'z up? So yeah, a friend of myne [yanZ] was nyce enuff to email the YouTube video of the Prince Half-time performance for those of you who may have missed it.. Itz broken up into 2 partz.. YouTube only allowz a certain amount of video space per clip.. Enjoy! [rcZ]


Part One:



Are you watching?!? Do you see the rain?! Itz purple nigga! ItZ PURPLE!! lolz. The rain added just the right touch to the performance. It prolly would have lost itz effect had it been planned. Oh, and that'z FAMU'z Marching Band out there, too.. If you didn't know... When asked about the weather conditionz by reporter Ryan C. from reelyfexperiencez.net, Prince replied, "I felt the rain... The first thing I said to myself was... Prince, itz rainin' nigga.. I know this is the "Super Bowl", but we [Prince & hair] don't do rain.." lolz. I'm kiddin'.. Check out how he just throwz his head scarf off, lyke "Aww, fukk it! Itz rainin' PURPLE nigga!" *toss* :)


Part Two:

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Coltz Win, History Made, Prince RIPz Halftime...


Uh oh! Another entry! lolz. Ahh, another Super Bowl complete.. Peyton finally getz his ring, and Tony Dungy makez NFL history. Alot to swallow, but well overdue.. I actually anticipated more of a massacre, but the Bearz made it a game.. All in all, it was a good game, but in the end..the better team won.


This year'z halftime show markz the 2-year anniversary since the infamous Janet & Justin "breast'capade". I reely couldn't tell you who performed at last year's halftime show, but I can definitely tell you who KILLED that bytch this year!! lolz. Now, don't get me wrong.. I'm no Prince fan. Not that there'z anything wrong with Prince fanz, or being a Prince fan... I'm just sayin.. He'z kool..but if I had a choice, his name wouldn't the first to pop into my head! lolz. Sure.. You're explaining yourself WAY too much. lolz. So anyway..? So anyway, my point iz.. Prince ripped it! I don't know if he prayed for rain or contacted some Miami Indianz to perform a Purple Rain dance, but the show was incredible! He was out there changin' guitarz in the monsoon..fresh perm and all! lolz.


He just ripped it, plain and simple. Suckz if you missed it.


I don't know why, but it made me thynk of the Chappelle Show episode when Charlie Murphy told the story of playin' basketball with Prince. lolz. Remember?



"How about you and your friends, versus me...and The Revolution..."


Priceless. lolz! [rcZ]

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It'z not REELY YouTube, but itz all one in the same, so it'll balance out. I got pulled over about a month or so back, out here in Cobb County, GA. [trust me, the worst!] I'd actually JUST watched this video in itz entirety about 2 or 3 dayz prior to being pulled over, so I was prepared! I know that cop wanted to kikk my ass BAD that night, lolz! But he couldn't fynd a reason. All because I knew my rightz, and I exercised them to precision. I'd rather you watch the video before I get into detail as to what happened, so I'll save that story for [ReelyfeRaydio]. Thatz if I remember.. lolz. I'm going to work on putting together a podcast tomorrow, but I won't make any promises :)


WARNING: This video is LONG! Informative as a mutha'fukka, but LONG! Itz broken up into partz, so if you don't have time to sit and watch the whole thing, at least watch it in episodez.. Trust me, if you can sit thru an hour of class, or a meeting...or sex with the partner you no longer care for, you can sit thru 15 minute intervalz of valuable, life-saving information. Watching this video could be the difference between getting a ticket, or going to jail. Enjoy! You might wanna get some popcorn.. lolz.


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