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Or iz it Bill O'Reilly..? Oh well.. Either way, lyke the majority of his comments, it alwayz comes out all O'Wrong.. lolz. [Uh oh, what happened this tyme..?] Well, in a nutshell, there has been some controversy over the recent comments made by O'Reilly on his radio show this past week. Apparently, O'Reilly and the Reverand Al Sharpton met for dinner at Harlem's well-reknown Sylvia's restaurant in New York City. Afterwards, O'Reilly informed his radio audience that he was surprised about what he encountered inside..


O'Reilly Radio Broadcast [full version]


"I [O'Reilly] couldn't get over the fact that there was no difference between Sylvia's restaurant and any other restaurant in New York City. It was exactly the same, even though it's run by blacks [and has a] primarily black patronship. There wasn't one person in Sylvia's who was screaming, 'M-Fer, I want more iced tea!'"


I'm not gonna lie.. When I first heard of the comments, I didn't know how to feel.. Your "knee-jerk" reaction is to be angry, but then you have to take time to consider the source.. If you don't know the name Bill O'Reilly, then you probably also don't know namez lyke Nancy Pelosi, Dick Cheney, or anyone else of importance.. George Bush doesn't count.. I said people of importance.. lolz! Sadly enough, we [black people] know more about the last 3 hostz of the BET Hip Hop Awardz, than we do about who'z running our everyday lives.. But, I'll leave that alone.. For that'z an entirely different entry, in itself.. Bill O'Reilly is nationally known for his sharply opinionated comments, especially when it comez to the African-American culture. From Ludacris to Don Imus, and everything else in-between, there isn't often a time when you will find Mr. O'Reilly speechless..


"It was like going into an Italian restaurant in an all-white suburb in the sense of people [who] were sitting there, and they were ordering and having fun. And there wasn't any kind of craziness at all," O'Reilly said.


I don't know if O'Reilly'z comments were intended to be taken sarcastically by the majority of his critics, who feel O'Reilly is out of touch with the African American culture, but it clearly backfired.. "It is very insulting," said Sylvia's manager Trenness Woods-Black, granddaughter of the famous Sylvia Woods. "O'Reilly's knowledge about the African-American community is limited and his statements are outrageous and unfortunate."


Tuesday night, on his Fox News television show "The O'Reilly Factor", O'Reilly insisted that his remarks were intended to show "there was no difference" [between whites and blacks] and "stereotypes are not true." Ok.. So, before sitting down for coconut shrimp with the Rev, you mean to tell me you reely thought black people yelled, "M'fer, I want some more iced tea!"?! Word..?


O'Reilly claims CNN and Media Matters, the network who reported the story, is "out to destroy me and Fox News." Sharpton said he and O'Reilly have eaten together in Harlem before, and was surprised upon hearing the news of the recent comments. "I understand he says he's been taken out of context. I'll be going on his show and I want to talk directly with him," said Sharpton.


During last Wednesday's show, O'Reilly said he'd been to a concert at Radio City Music Hall and noted that "the blacks were well-dressed." O'Reilly felt, "This is what white America doesn't know, particularly people who don't have a lot of interaction with black Americans. They think that the culture is dominated by Twista, Ludacris and Snoop Dogg,". [O'Reely, Bill?!?]


Media Matters spokesman Eric Burns said he expected O'Reilly to claim to have been victimized, describing it as "his automatic response to scrutiny of his ignorant comments." Sylvia's managers weren't too surprised, either. "It's commonplace for O'Reilly. It's his position and overview of the world," said Kenneth Woods, grandson of Sylvia Woods. Restaurant host William Lessenberry said he was mostly amused. "He had his idea of what a soul food restaurant was like and now he's got a different view," he said. "I could only laugh." Herbert and Sylvia Woods opened their soul food restaurant in 1962 in a Lenox Avenue storefront with room for only 35 people. Today, the restaurant occupies most of a city block and attracts tourists from all over.


We'll never reely know what O'Reilly intended to accomplish by making such astenine commentz, but one thing we do know is this.. Opinion is short of fact, and fact can only be justified by doing.. If he is truly that lost when it comes to the knowledge of Black America, then maybe Fox News should reevaluate who they allow to lead their nationally televised programs. If Tavis Smiley felt uninformed about a specific topic, he would investigate and gain as much knowledge as he could on the subject, without you or I ever knowing of it. He wouldn't blurt his inadequacies to his viewers.. But, then again.. I guess that'z the difference between what is acceptable behavior from one class of people than the other.. lolz.


You be the judge.. Were O'Reilly's comments taken out of context..? Or, is this just another case of the wonderful world of being a white man in America..? Hmm... I wonder.. :)


O'Reilly Radio Broadcast [full version]

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Speaking of white men in America, check out a couple clipz from Comedy Central's, "The Daily Show - hosted by Jon Stewart", in response to O'Reilly'z comments.. [Warning: If you're at work, or in an area where laughing out loud may be deemed "inappropriate", you might want to wait until you get home.. lolz!]

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So, Michael Vick smokes weed.. Really?! Surprise, Surprise MothafukkaZ!! lolz. [As if we didn't already know..] Now, anybody who'z anybody, knowz that you don't buy devicez with "secret compartmentz" to hide no damn jewelry! Niggaz buy jewelry to wear, and smuggle weed to smoke.. Duh! lolz.. In January, Saturday Night Live performed a sketch in response to the Vick water bottle scandal at the Miami Airport. I actually wrote an entry about it, and posted a video clip of the sketch.. At the time, I honestly believed that the media was just looking for a reason to condemn Michael Vick.. [Oh, don't get it twisted.. My opinion still hasn't changed..] Especially, after authoritiez in Miami decided that the contentz of the bottle were not worth pursuing in court. Well, knowing what I know now about Michael Vick and his questionable decision making, it reely wouldn't surprise me if photoz of Vick and Oscar De La Hoya suddenly rose to the surface.. lolz! If you missed my initial SNL entry, I've attached another copy of the video clip for your enjoyment.. [Really?!] :)


Michael Vick sketch:



Apparently, marijuana stayz in your system for over 3 monthz [depending on the amount of an individual'z daily intake], so it iz possible that Vick "elevated his game" well before these allegationz arose.. BUT!! If my world was crumblin' down around me lyke it has been recently on Michael Vick, then brother.. I ain't mad at'cha! Honestly, I don't know what the hell you were waitin' on?! If anything, I'm just mad that'z all they found! Please.. If it were me, I prolly woulda' tested positive for all kinda' shyt! Marijuana, PCP, Pain Killerz.. Moonshine, Heroin, Opium.. Coke, Pepsi, Diet Coke, Fanta.. Every damn thang!! lolz.. If I were him, I woulda' prolly OD'd on my herpes medicine, YouTube'd myself flickin' off Arthur Blank, and just said "Fukk it!" and electrocute the shyt outta my house dog for not performin' well in the Purina Dog Show.. [But, that'z just me.. lolz!]


Nah, but in all seriousness.. I reely feel bad for the dude.. To see all that talent and promise, go to waste in a matter of monthz... Not years, but monthz!! [Over somethin' that easily should have been avoided..] If there'z one thing I know, my family and friendz would never allow something lyke this to happen to me.. That'z why it iz so important to surround yourself around positive people.. If there isn't one person around you that knowz right from wrong, especially when you are one of the most world reknown people in all of sports.. Then, maybe you're not the one who'z hanging around the wrong people.. Maybe you are, the "wrong people"... [Hmmm..?]



I told him that water bottle shyt wouldn't work.. That Miami sticky ain't no joke, huh Mike?! [No worries.. You can alwayz come play in Canada with me!!!]


I mean, I'm a Vick fan.. and I will alwayz be a Vick fan.. [He may never play in the NFL again, but they can't take my Xbox! -- "Madden.. NFL.. 2007.. It's in the game.." lolz!] But, dude.. You're Michael Vick! At least try and mask your pee! Drink bleach.. Castor oil.. Penzoil.. Something!? Nigga, I know RastafarianZ that pass drug tests as soon as they get off Air Jamaica! You mean to tell me, you were fully aware that you had an Osama in New York chance of passing a drug test, but you took it anyway..? Yeah.. I thynk my vote has been swayed.. O.J., you will always be "The Juice".. But, due to a Florida miscount, this year'z 2007 D.N.O.Y. Award goes to Michael "Say It Ain't So" Vick!!! [insert applause] Congratulationz Mike!! Hey, if you're not out before my first-born son iz born, I promise I'll fynd a way to convince my wife [or mistress] to name him after you.. Maybe Pit.. or Bull.. I lyke Bull! It'z lyke Bill, without the "i".. Hmmm, I'm not sure yet.. We'll see.. I know one thing, I'm sure as hell not namin' him Michael! Oh hell no.. lolz! [Why not..?] Why not?! Are you serious?! All the Mike's I grew up idolizing, ended up fukkin' their lyfe up some kinda' way..



Mike Tyson - Wife-beater, Ear Biter, Crack head..
[The man tattoo'd hiz face, for God'z sake!]



Michael Jackson - Weirdo, Molestor, Bell Pepper Nosed Tree Climber.. ["Don't you climb trees..?"] lolz! (See below.)



Michael Irvin - Who has of recent, cleaned up his life tremendously.. Hall-of-Famer.. All-around good guy.. But!! Former crackhead..
[Ain't that a happy ass mugshot..? lolz!]



Michael "Air" Jordan - Ok, well maybe not M.J.. He didn't reely do anything wrong, I just didn't lyke the whole "Retired", "Not Retired", Bulls/Wizards thing.. Either you're gonna play, or you're not.. This iz why I stopped buying jerseyz.. 23, 45, 23.. Basketball, baseball, basketball.. Now, it'z golf with Tiger..? Blah! :)



But yeah.. I don't reely want that kinda' lyfe for my son.. Sorry, Mike.. [I thynk Bull iz alot harder anyway.. lolz!] Anyway, tune in next tyme, when I write about the Michael Vick suicide.. Unless, he somehow managez to fukk that up too! :)


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I don't know the exact story as of yet, but a friend of mine just sent me an email with "Moncks Corner" in the subject line. [Moncks Corner? What the hell iz Moncks Corner?!] That's exactly what I said!! Well, that iz until I opened the email and viewed the attachment.. Yo, you gotta see this!


[Warning: If you just got back from lunch, have a hard time watching ER without getting queezy, or if you just can't stand the sight of blood, you might wanna click X now!] Otherwise.. Enjoy! :)


Evidentally, late Sunday afternoon in Moncks Corner, South Carolina, a 59-year-old man'z arm was bitten off by an alligator as he snorkeled in SC's Lake Moultrie. Authoritiez say Bill Hedden, a retired master chief with the U.S. Navy, was snorkeling at the Short Stay Navy Outdoor Recreation Area when the [550-pound] alligator tore his arm from his shoulder. Hedden stumbled into a party of picnickerz with his arm missing and blood gushing from his wound. Five nurses were among those at the gathering and put ice on his wound and kept him awake until paramedics could arrive. His arm was retrieved from the alligator's belly after wildlife officers shot the animal. The limb was then rushed to the hospital in an ice cooler with a police escort.



Wing, anyone?


Hedden was taken to the Medical University of South Carolina, which declined Monday to release any information on his condition or treatment, citing the family's request for privacy. He was listed in critical condition Sunday. The (Charleston) Post and Courier reported that a family member said doctors were unable to reattach the arm, but that Hedden was nevertheless in good spirits.



Anybody got some hot sauce?



First and foremost, I wanna say that my thoughtz and prayers are with Mr. Hedden and his family. I don't know the recovery process for this type of injury, but hopefully, doctors will be able to save his life and get him on track to resume some sense of normalcy once released..



Nevermind.. I'll just wrap it up in a lily.. lolz!


With that said, where you at PETA?!? I repeat: "His arm was retrieved from the alligator's belly after wildlife officers shot the animal." Word..? Now, I'm not condoning Michael Vick's actionz in any way, shape, form or fashion.. BUT!! What excactly did Al do wrong?! [Al'z the alligator.. I named him myself.. :) ] But yeah, what exactly did Al do wrong?! Does an alligator not deserve the same rightz as a pitt bull?! From what I've read, Al was just myndin' his own alligator business.. Tryna' enjoy a nice, calm Sunday swim with fellow alligator family and friendz.. When suddenly, as if often does in the wild, a meal presented itself.. Now, being the gator that I know Al [and every other wild animal, for that matter] to be, he saw an opportunity to feed his Sunday hunger, and he went for it! Little did he know, that there'z now an instant death penalty sentence for being a wild animal in the wilderness..


For Al's sake, it wasn't even the wilderness! It was a lake!! Was he not supposed to be there?! Don't alligatorz live in lakes?! Am I missing something..? Did Mr. Hedden have an underwater townhome that no one knew about?! Was he visiting Al for tea, when a dispute erupted, ending in severed limbz?! No!! A human being, made a choice to swim in a lake that inhabitz a large animal'z territory, and he paid the price for it.. [Are you not remorseful for this man's injuries and his family?!] Yes, of course I am.. But at the same time, if we now live in a society that rankz animal life higher than that of the homeless, then how iz it just kool to shoot a 500lb. alligator for doin' the right thing..? Now, don't get me wrong.. If Al showed up at the mall, Publix, or Burger King, lookin' for a bite to eat, then yeah.. Blast his ass! Everybody knows that gatorz aren't allowed out in shopping mallz.. But lakes?! C'mon, man! If it'z illegal to swim for food in Lake Moultrie, then what other optionz does a brotha' gator have?! I mean, he will never qualify for government assistance [trust me, I've tried..], so food stampz are clearly out of the question.. *sigh* I dunno.. I guess I'll just have to let it go lyke a severed limb, but something'z gotta change.. If Vick has to go to jail for dogfighting, I feel it would only be right to sentence Hedden to at least 5 months for his involvement in brother gator Al's execution..that's all.


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Again, my thoughtz and prayerz are with Bill Hedden and his family.. I wish him a speedy recovery and to be punished to the fullest extent of the law, once released..


[Rest in Peace - Al Lee Gator (200? - 2007)]

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If you haven't already heard by now, some pretty [questionable] photoz of Oscar De La Hoya have recently emerged online and onto the forefront of water cooler talk.. Now, I'm not a real big DLH fan [that'z De La Hoya for my tortoisez.. :) ], so my opinion may be somewhat biased.. But! In your recollection of the greatest boxerz of all-time, or just boxers in general.. How many lick their fingerz and adjust their eyebrows during a post-fight interview? How many boxerz refer to themselves as the "Golden Boy".. [I guess "Golden Shower" was too inappropriate for HBO..or already taken, Thanks Kelz! lolz.] Or better yet, how many boxerz get hammered and dress up in their mistressez lingerie?! And takez pictures of it?!? Dude, don't you have kidz and a capital 'G' [Gorgeouz] wife?!


Don't get me wrong, we've all done things in our lives that we're not particularly proud of.. Hey Oscar, we're all fully aware of the power of the pu**y.. In my last relationship, my ex asked if she could put makeup on my face.. [Makeup?! You didn't do it, right?] What?! Of course I did! lolz.. So you're saying, all I have to do iz let you put a little lip gloss and eye liner on me, and for the rest of the night itz all-you-can-eat in Black Korea?! Sign me up!! lolz.. However, there weren't any pictures taken! No posing, lip puckering, or any other borderline San Franciscan behavior.. 10 seconds after application, there was a good 5 minutes of laughter, followed by another good 5 minutes of washing & scrubbing..and voila! Back to life, back to reality.. :)


It'z still up in the air as to whether or not the pictures taken are authentic, but they sure look pretty official to me! On the other hand, Adobe Photoshop is probably more commonly used now in photograph retouching than ever before. These days, you'd have a better chance finding Bin Laden, than trying to find a magazine cover that is completely free from editZ.. So, there is definitely a chance that these photoz have been doctored-up to resemble the former Super-Fleaweight Champion of the World.. The woman in question, Milana, denies that these photoz have been altered in any way.. Oscar insists that the photoz are not real.. A legal representative for the boxer was quoted saying:


"Oscar does know the woman who we believe is selling these photographs to the tabloid media. But he assures me that the photos are phony. He has asked me to pursue his legal remedies. Because we are contemplating legal action, Oscar will make no further comment at this time."


Sure, Oscar.. Sure.. This woman is parading half-naked, cross-dressed photoz of you across the nation to various tabloid media personnel, and you're "contemplating" legal action?! You only [contemplate] when there's doubt.. You don't contemplate legal action when you have a wife and children that may be affected by these so-called "phony pictures". Just admit it, Oscar.. You had a little too much Fuzzy Navel, and thingz got a little crazy! Don't deny the fishnet, baby! Golden Boy.. HA! Black Beauty, maybe.. You be the judge..



Just a regular night, kickin' it with my mistress..



Or should I say, Dominatrix?! Down Oscar, down!!



"And in this corner, wearing the pink pantiez with the black trim, fishnet bodysuit and stilletto heelz.."



Hey Oscar, put this wig on and bend down..



I said bend down, not over! We'll get to that later! :)



Oh yeah, there'z my sexy Golden Boy.. Drink up, dear.. Drink up!



Awww.. Got his lil' sack all bundled up, lyke a little quesedilla.. lolz!



Alright guys.. Show'z over! Golden Shower Time! YAY!!! :)



The power of the pu**y... I understand, Oscar.. I understand.. [kinda..]


[For more sad photoz of Ms. De La Hoya, check out x17online.com.]

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The start of 2008 will mark the 20th Anniversary since moving here [Atlanta] from New York. Over the years, outside of Summerz in Jamaica, Atlanta has been the foundation for the majority of my development, from adolescence into adulthood. I undoubtedly love it here, and never once regret leaving New York with my family in search of a better life. However, at 27 years of age, I feel lyke I've come to a point in my lyfe now where a change of scenery may be in order..


[You're moving?!] No, I'm not moving...not yet! :) The core of my family, at least my mother's side, is still here in Atlanta, but I would reely lyke to experience something new.. I went to elementary school, middle school, high school and college here in Atlanta.. When I was little, I used to poke fun at my friendz that had never been on an airplane before. "An airplane?! What do I need an airplane for? I've never been out of Atlanta!" Are you serious?! That reely baffled me.. By that time, I had already been to Jamaica, France, Puerto Rico and a handful of U.S. cities, and I was only 10 or 12 years old! My mother was a single parent elementary school teacher, but we were still able to afford ourselves the opportunity to visit family and friendz in other parts of the world...and I loved it! I could not fathom the possibility of knowing nothing more outside of the 159 counties that compromise the State of Georgia. At the time, I didn't fully appreciate the summers I spent in Jamaica with my cousins and grandparents. Everyone'z been to Jamaica! [Or so, I thought..] I was young [12], and I took these luxuries for granted.. Now that I'm older, it'z kinda time to appreciate life, before life depreciatez me! lolz.


[So, you're movin..?] No! I'm not moving! I just need to get away from "Hotlanta" for a little while.. Atlanta is quickly becoming [or trying to become] a mix between New California and Old New York.. Everyone and their momma'z cousin is either an actress, model, aspiring vocalist or immensely homosexual.. lolz! It'z lyke San Franholly Newlanta or somethin.. In the past few months, I have yet to meet someone new that is not directly or indirectly involved with "The Industry".. [How can someone be indirectly involved with "The Industry"?] If your sister's friend has a cousin whose boyfriend internz at the local radio station, Congratulationz! You are now [indirectly involved] with "The Industry". Are the quotez really necessary? Yes. lolz! The next tyme you have a conversation with someone involved in the you know what, grab a piece of paper and take notez on the number of timez the words "The" and "Industry" are spoken concurrently.. lolz. Ok, maybe it'z not that serious.. I'm just over the whole industry scene here in Atlanta.. [a little haterade never hurt nobody!] :)


So yeah, if you know of any opportunitiez for travel [jobs, military, traveling circus, etc.], please let me know.. Once my lease expires, I plan to move into a more affordable one bedroom apartment. Hopefully, this will allow me to save up enough money to start some sort of travel fund.. I have alwayz wanted to take a trip to Las Vegas, and now that I am of legal age to gamble [and solicit prostitutez, lolz!], I thynk it would be the perfect resolution for a disgruntled Atlantan in need of a change of scenery.. I also promised a friend that I'd make a trip out to San Diego in October, but October is right around the corner, and my wallet is right around empty! lolz. Nevertheless, whether it'z Las Vegas or San Diego, it doesn't really matter.. What does matter is that there'z more to life than Atlanta, and if you don't mynd, I reely would lyke to see it! :)



"Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.."


lolz! In all seriousness, live everyday as if it were your last.. Because, one day it will be.. I remember a quote saying, "When you came into this world, you were crying, while everyone else around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're smiling and everyone else around you is crying.."


And that'z exactly what I intend to do.. and that'z Reel.. :)
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Yeah, so I promised I'd write in here more regularly, huh..? Evidentally, I lied.. [Yet, again..lolz!] I would make an excuse as to why I have been unable to fulfill my promises, but I can't.. I just don't know what's wrong! I don't know if I've outgrown my ability or desire to write, but I just haven't been able to motivate myself to rise to the level of consistency I once had on my old site. I have always enjoyed writing.. But, just as with any craft, the longer you're out of practice the rustier you will be.. [Well, someone needz to pass you the WD40! lolz!] Yeah, yeah.. I know.. It's definitely gonna take a while, but I'll get my shhh togetha' soon enough! :) Empty promises are full of shyt, so please excuse me for my flatulence and allow me to wash my hands and start anew.. If that'z ok..? From this point forward, if somethin'z on my mynd and I'm near a computer [which is alwayz], then BAM! Lyke Emeril Lagasse, it'z done! I'll even throw some "gah-lick" on it.. :)



"You can never have too much gah-lick.. BAM!!!" :)


I've also been slackin' on the development of my podcast station, [ReelyfeRaydio], but that too will soon change. Some preliminary "test sessions" have already been recorded, and to this point I have been pleased with the results.. Securing two or three consistent co-hostz willing to work [Pro Bono], has been my greatest setback. However, this may not be as bad as I initially thought.. Actually, a different combination of personalitiez is exactly what I need, in order to figure out which set of individuals collectively present the best overall product.. I intend to schedule another test recording tonight, but nothing will be uploaded to the site until my co-hostz and I learn proper "Airwave Etiquette".. We use every expletive known to man [and woman], and have a tendency to overtalk one another at timez.. These are only minor issues, but I especially don't want to post anything that might be misconstrued and later land me in court with Isiah Thomas.. lolz!



'I don't see what'z wrong with callin' these hoez, "Bitches"..'


Speaking of Hall of Fame athletes.. What the hell iz wrong with O.J.?! I'm not gonna get too deep into it because I wanna discuss it on [ReelyfeRaydio] tonight, but O.J. and Michael Vick are clearly front runners for D.N.O.Y..[Dumbest Nigger of the Year]. If I had to choose a winner between the two, it would have to be The Juice.. Only because he has already been aquitted of killing two white people [Strike 1], wrote a book about it [Strike 2], and now he's the leader in an attempted armed robbery and facing possible life imprisonment?! [Strike 3, dude.. You're out!!!] Lyke no one would notice that big ass forehead floatin' around Las Vegas! C'mon Orenthal! [I hope he wore gloves!] lolz!



"Is Johnny [Cochran] really dead..? I think I may need some help.."


Last night marked the premiere of Season 4 of Beauty and the Geek. Now, I'm not the biggest fan of reality TV, but this show is hilariouz! I missed seasons 1 and 2, but last season had me glued to my television every week.. [Is it reely that good?] Hell no.. But, if ur anything lyke me and the type of person that can laugh at yourself, then you probably don't have a problem laughing at someone else. [Especially] those as socially awkward as the cast of "Geeks" the CW manages to scrape together, season after season.. Now, don't get me wrong.. I am in no way, shape or form, any more of a hunk than the majority of these guys.. BUTT!! [Yes, two T'z..] BUTT!! There comes a time and place in every young man's life, when he eventually has to come to grips with reality.. Twenty-somethin' and never kissed a gyrl..? Only hugged family..? I used to wonder how some dudez could go to the strip club every weekend, and spend money on women they'd never have a chance with.. Well, tune in Tuesday nightz at 8/7c on the CW, and you will definitely see.. [Now, as for the "Beautiez".. Omg!] I don't know how theze guyz do it, but they're lucky I wasn't cast to be a Geek.. Cuz, if I was on the show, they wouldn't have been able to use any of my footage from the waist down! I'd be breakin' cameraz and pokin' eyes out all day! lolz!!



Joshua. By far, my favorite cast member.. lolz!


In an effort to escape my "Geek body", I have decided to participate in a 90-day workout plan starting in December. The promise is a "full body transformation", or your money back.. Personally, I don't want my money back.. I just wanna see a change. Every thirty dayz, I will take a picture to show my progression [or lack thereof..] I am notorious for hittin' the gym hard everyday for about 2 or 3 weeks, runnin' home to admire my "30-minute chest" in the mirror, never to be found again...then I wonder why I'm skinny again at the end of the month. lolz! Well, since I'm payin' for this, I might as well do it right and see if it actually workz this time.. Look out for my skeleton in December! :)


Lastly, I wanted to briefly touch on another topic I wish to discuss on [ReelyfeRaydio], and that's Mr. Kanye West.. I don't know the entire story, so I'm not gonna form an official opinion until all the facts are known, but.. Dude, relax.. You're killin' 50 Cent in album sales, your single iz on repeat at each and every top radio station across America.. Dude, you're HUGE! Why are you still trippin' off gettin' respect from MTV?! So, they gave you a smaller stage to perform on.. Who carez?! Did you get paid..?! Yes!! Did your single get exposure?! Yes!! Did you rip it?! Yes!! Then keep it movin', pimpin! If you're [that] upset with MTV, or whoever for that matter.. Boycott!! Instead of competin' with another [brother] over album salez, refuse to allow the stationz that supposedly don't "respect" you, to play your shyt! What is MTV without music..? Television. What is a bus without passengers..? A movement. Instead of poppin' off at the mouth everytime somethin' doesn't go ur way, do somethin [positive] about it.. Don't bitch, moan and provide the media with additional ammo to add to your already loaded arsenal of ignorant character flaws! Actionz speak louder than wordz, but some thingz are easier said than done.. Nevertheless, the single iz hott, and I appreciate you gracing my page with your talents.. As for everything else, I suggest you take your own advice.. It can only make you stronger..


Oh, and P.S. - Mr. McNabb, get a grip.. You don't complain about all that money you get from Campbell's Chunky Soup, so don't start whinin' now about gettin' boo'ed.. It'z the nature of the beast.. You've been black all your life, so unless you got Michael Jackson's "disease", you'll most likely stay that way.. It'z the world we live in. Learn to deal with it..


And that'z Reel...



"I love my Campbell's Chunky Soup! I just wanna be loved by Philadelphia!"


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