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If you haven't already heard by now, some pretty [questionable] photoz of Oscar De La Hoya have recently emerged online and onto the forefront of water cooler talk.. Now, I'm not a real big DLH fan [that'z De La Hoya for my tortoisez.. :) ], so my opinion may be somewhat biased.. But! In your recollection of the greatest boxerz of all-time, or just boxers in general.. How many lick their fingerz and adjust their eyebrows during a post-fight interview? How many boxerz refer to themselves as the "Golden Boy".. [I guess "Golden Shower" was too inappropriate for HBO..or already taken, Thanks Kelz! lolz.] Or better yet, how many boxerz get hammered and dress up in their mistressez lingerie?! And takez pictures of it?!? Dude, don't you have kidz and a capital 'G' [Gorgeouz] wife?!


Don't get me wrong, we've all done things in our lives that we're not particularly proud of.. Hey Oscar, we're all fully aware of the power of the pu**y.. In my last relationship, my ex asked if she could put makeup on my face.. [Makeup?! You didn't do it, right?] What?! Of course I did! lolz.. So you're saying, all I have to do iz let you put a little lip gloss and eye liner on me, and for the rest of the night itz all-you-can-eat in Black Korea?! Sign me up!! lolz.. However, there weren't any pictures taken! No posing, lip puckering, or any other borderline San Franciscan behavior.. 10 seconds after application, there was a good 5 minutes of laughter, followed by another good 5 minutes of washing & scrubbing..and voila! Back to life, back to reality.. :)


It'z still up in the air as to whether or not the pictures taken are authentic, but they sure look pretty official to me! On the other hand, Adobe Photoshop is probably more commonly used now in photograph retouching than ever before. These days, you'd have a better chance finding Bin Laden, than trying to find a magazine cover that is completely free from editZ.. So, there is definitely a chance that these photoz have been doctored-up to resemble the former Super-Fleaweight Champion of the World.. The woman in question, Milana, denies that these photoz have been altered in any way.. Oscar insists that the photoz are not real.. A legal representative for the boxer was quoted saying:


"Oscar does know the woman who we believe is selling these photographs to the tabloid media. But he assures me that the photos are phony. He has asked me to pursue his legal remedies. Because we are contemplating legal action, Oscar will make no further comment at this time."


Sure, Oscar.. Sure.. This woman is parading half-naked, cross-dressed photoz of you across the nation to various tabloid media personnel, and you're "contemplating" legal action?! You only [contemplate] when there's doubt.. You don't contemplate legal action when you have a wife and children that may be affected by these so-called "phony pictures". Just admit it, Oscar.. You had a little too much Fuzzy Navel, and thingz got a little crazy! Don't deny the fishnet, baby! Golden Boy.. HA! Black Beauty, maybe.. You be the judge..



Just a regular night, kickin' it with my mistress..



Or should I say, Dominatrix?! Down Oscar, down!!



"And in this corner, wearing the pink pantiez with the black trim, fishnet bodysuit and stilletto heelz.."



Hey Oscar, put this wig on and bend down..



I said bend down, not over! We'll get to that later! :)



Oh yeah, there'z my sexy Golden Boy.. Drink up, dear.. Drink up!



Awww.. Got his lil' sack all bundled up, lyke a little quesedilla.. lolz!



Alright guys.. Show'z over! Golden Shower Time! YAY!!! :)



The power of the pu**y... I understand, Oscar.. I understand.. [kinda..]


[For more sad photoz of Ms. De La Hoya, check out x17online.com.]

and that'z reel.. :)
[rcZ]

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