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Yeah, so I promised I'd write in here more regularly, huh..? Evidentally, I lied.. [Yet, again..lolz!] I would make an excuse as to why I have been unable to fulfill my promises, but I can't.. I just don't know what's wrong! I don't know if I've outgrown my ability or desire to write, but I just haven't been able to motivate myself to rise to the level of consistency I once had on my old site. I have always enjoyed writing.. But, just as with any craft, the longer you're out of practice the rustier you will be.. [Well, someone needz to pass you the WD40! lolz!] Yeah, yeah.. I know.. It's definitely gonna take a while, but I'll get my shhh togetha' soon enough! :) Empty promises are full of shyt, so please excuse me for my flatulence and allow me to wash my hands and start anew.. If that'z ok..? From this point forward, if somethin'z on my mynd and I'm near a computer [which is alwayz], then BAM! Lyke Emeril Lagasse, it'z done! I'll even throw some "gah-lick" on it.. :)



"You can never have too much gah-lick.. BAM!!!" :)


I've also been slackin' on the development of my podcast station, [ReelyfeRaydio], but that too will soon change. Some preliminary "test sessions" have already been recorded, and to this point I have been pleased with the results.. Securing two or three consistent co-hostz willing to work [Pro Bono], has been my greatest setback. However, this may not be as bad as I initially thought.. Actually, a different combination of personalitiez is exactly what I need, in order to figure out which set of individuals collectively present the best overall product.. I intend to schedule another test recording tonight, but nothing will be uploaded to the site until my co-hostz and I learn proper "Airwave Etiquette".. We use every expletive known to man [and woman], and have a tendency to overtalk one another at timez.. These are only minor issues, but I especially don't want to post anything that might be misconstrued and later land me in court with Isiah Thomas.. lolz!



'I don't see what'z wrong with callin' these hoez, "Bitches"..'


Speaking of Hall of Fame athletes.. What the hell iz wrong with O.J.?! I'm not gonna get too deep into it because I wanna discuss it on [ReelyfeRaydio] tonight, but O.J. and Michael Vick are clearly front runners for D.N.O.Y..[Dumbest Nigger of the Year]. If I had to choose a winner between the two, it would have to be The Juice.. Only because he has already been aquitted of killing two white people [Strike 1], wrote a book about it [Strike 2], and now he's the leader in an attempted armed robbery and facing possible life imprisonment?! [Strike 3, dude.. You're out!!!] Lyke no one would notice that big ass forehead floatin' around Las Vegas! C'mon Orenthal! [I hope he wore gloves!] lolz!



"Is Johnny [Cochran] really dead..? I think I may need some help.."


Last night marked the premiere of Season 4 of Beauty and the Geek. Now, I'm not the biggest fan of reality TV, but this show is hilariouz! I missed seasons 1 and 2, but last season had me glued to my television every week.. [Is it reely that good?] Hell no.. But, if ur anything lyke me and the type of person that can laugh at yourself, then you probably don't have a problem laughing at someone else. [Especially] those as socially awkward as the cast of "Geeks" the CW manages to scrape together, season after season.. Now, don't get me wrong.. I am in no way, shape or form, any more of a hunk than the majority of these guys.. BUTT!! [Yes, two T'z..] BUTT!! There comes a time and place in every young man's life, when he eventually has to come to grips with reality.. Twenty-somethin' and never kissed a gyrl..? Only hugged family..? I used to wonder how some dudez could go to the strip club every weekend, and spend money on women they'd never have a chance with.. Well, tune in Tuesday nightz at 8/7c on the CW, and you will definitely see.. [Now, as for the "Beautiez".. Omg!] I don't know how theze guyz do it, but they're lucky I wasn't cast to be a Geek.. Cuz, if I was on the show, they wouldn't have been able to use any of my footage from the waist down! I'd be breakin' cameraz and pokin' eyes out all day! lolz!!



Joshua. By far, my favorite cast member.. lolz!


In an effort to escape my "Geek body", I have decided to participate in a 90-day workout plan starting in December. The promise is a "full body transformation", or your money back.. Personally, I don't want my money back.. I just wanna see a change. Every thirty dayz, I will take a picture to show my progression [or lack thereof..] I am notorious for hittin' the gym hard everyday for about 2 or 3 weeks, runnin' home to admire my "30-minute chest" in the mirror, never to be found again...then I wonder why I'm skinny again at the end of the month. lolz! Well, since I'm payin' for this, I might as well do it right and see if it actually workz this time.. Look out for my skeleton in December! :)


Lastly, I wanted to briefly touch on another topic I wish to discuss on [ReelyfeRaydio], and that's Mr. Kanye West.. I don't know the entire story, so I'm not gonna form an official opinion until all the facts are known, but.. Dude, relax.. You're killin' 50 Cent in album sales, your single iz on repeat at each and every top radio station across America.. Dude, you're HUGE! Why are you still trippin' off gettin' respect from MTV?! So, they gave you a smaller stage to perform on.. Who carez?! Did you get paid..?! Yes!! Did your single get exposure?! Yes!! Did you rip it?! Yes!! Then keep it movin', pimpin! If you're [that] upset with MTV, or whoever for that matter.. Boycott!! Instead of competin' with another [brother] over album salez, refuse to allow the stationz that supposedly don't "respect" you, to play your shyt! What is MTV without music..? Television. What is a bus without passengers..? A movement. Instead of poppin' off at the mouth everytime somethin' doesn't go ur way, do somethin [positive] about it.. Don't bitch, moan and provide the media with additional ammo to add to your already loaded arsenal of ignorant character flaws! Actionz speak louder than wordz, but some thingz are easier said than done.. Nevertheless, the single iz hott, and I appreciate you gracing my page with your talents.. As for everything else, I suggest you take your own advice.. It can only make you stronger..


Oh, and P.S. - Mr. McNabb, get a grip.. You don't complain about all that money you get from Campbell's Chunky Soup, so don't start whinin' now about gettin' boo'ed.. It'z the nature of the beast.. You've been black all your life, so unless you got Michael Jackson's "disease", you'll most likely stay that way.. It'z the world we live in. Learn to deal with it..


And that'z Reel...



"I love my Campbell's Chunky Soup! I just wanna be loved by Philadelphia!"


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