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Guess who'z bizzack?! :) [Back? I didn't know you left..] Actually, I didn't.. I just had not had [or taken] the opportunity to post anything in a few dayz.. I've been reely busy the past week, looking at cars, apartments and possible career alternativez.. My "dream car" is an Infinity G35, but that'z not reely financially possible at the time, so I had to adjust my search a ten thousand or two.. After weeks of internet searches and dealer hopping, I finally found the "perfect" car for me.. But, as is the story of my lyfe, that deal ultimately fell through.. Basically, the warranty the dealership offered, did not cover a long enough period of time to safeguard against any and all post-purchase circumstancez.. At first, I was quite disappointed in not being able to get a car...especially since my near-death encounter with u know who.. lolz! However, after flipping through a few pages of my boy T.D., I came to the conclusion that it just was not meant for me to have that car, on that day.. [So, what car do you want now..?] Oh, I still want that car! lolz.. I just have to wait until the time is right.. :) On the flipside.. I was able to find a pretty nyce, inexpensive apartment, in roughly the same area that I live in now.. It has a fireplace, sunroom, and a garden tub..not that I take baths lyke that..but the ladiez love garden tubs, for some reason.. Hmmm... lolz! I have a few more apartments to visit before I make my final decision, but I would reely love to move somewhere new.. I recently applied for several [out-of-state] job opportunities in my actual graduated field of study, so who knows what could happen.. If things work out quickly enough, I might just be able to kill two birds with one stone, and reely get my lyfe together! :)


I don't have time to go into detail right now.. But, in my next entry, I will be sure to talk a little about the T.I. arrest [Dumb, dumb, dumb!!!], the release of the Airbus A380, and the role height disparitiez play in relationshipz.. Yeah, I know it'z random, but I was approached today by one of the most beautiful, 6-foot-5-eleven woman I've ever seen..and I want to share my encounter..lolz!


Anyway, that'z all for now..and that'z reel..
[rcZ]

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Ok, maybe "died" iz a little over-dramatic.. More lyke, almost crashed.. Which would have eventually lead to death anyway, after the cops ran my information and became aware of a few minor detailz that could land me a nyce night in jail.. [Don't tell me you don't have insurance..?] No, it'z not that I don't have insurance.. It'z more lyke, the damn Rodeo can't pass emissionz.. So, if she can't pass emissionz, then you can't properly renew your tags.. And, if you can't renew your tagz, then you can't.. Well, yeah I guess I don't have insurance either, huh? lolz! [It'z reely not lolz at all, but I guess u gotta laugh at life sometimez..] So anyway, back to my traumatizing morning..


The Rodeo tried to kill me. Just as plain and simple as that.. Now I agree, I prolly haven't taken the best care of her recently.. But, to try and kill me over something as petty as a car wash, or an interior shampoo & vacuum iz insane! I swear, it seemz lyke my lyfe iz constantly flunctuating from one entreme to the other.. It's either too good to be true, or too real to be reel! [Slow down, Tito.. Damn! How exactly did the Rodeo try to kill you?!]


Well, I was leaving my house early yesterday morning, on my way to "work". So, I press down on the accelerator, but for some reason it stickz.. I didn't thynk much of it at the time. I actually thought that I may have just pressed down on the accelerator with a heavy foot, so I took my foot completely off of the gas, but the car continuez to accelerate! At this moment, I realize what is really going on, so I slam on the brakez..[or at least attempt to..] The car still would not stop! So, I'm bouncing all over speed bumps, getting closer and closer to ramming into the back of the car in front of me! [Are u serious?!] Yes!! lolz. I'm eventually able to stop the vehicle, with less than 15-20 feet seperating me from the car ahead.. It was crazy! Afterwards, my hands were shaking and everything.. It was reely too real to be reel! At one time, I had an out-of-body type experience, where I didn't reely thynk this was happening.. I mean, I felt the car moving forward, but I was just waiting for it to stop on it's own.. I even remember reaching my hand down to try and release the accelerator from the floor of the car, but it wouldn't budge! It was lyke a scene from an Italian movie, but I was on the wrong end of the whack! lolz.


[Wow.. So, if you couldn't stop, why didn't you just pull the emergency brake?] You know what..? When people get in accidents or are involved in emergencies, I always say things lyke, "Why didn't they just do this.. or that.." Trust me, when the time comez, things are happening at such an unbelievably fast rate, that you don't have time to think.. I barely had time to react! I was so close to hitting the car in front of me, before it stopped, it was as if the whole things was scripted! [They just decided to wait until the sequel to kill me..] lolz!


[So, what'd you do next?] A couple of cars behind me, that noticed the way I blitzed through the speed bumps, looked at me like I was crazy.. lolz! But, I was able to turn [slowly] the car around, and roll back home, just barely tapping the gas before it decided to get stuck again and run over one of the neighborhood children.. lolz! I don't know if I'll be able to get a new car anytime soon, but I've put too much money into the Rodeo to get it "fixed" again.. To be honest, I'm actually rather hesitant to even get behind the wheel of an Isuzu again.. The damn thing tried to kill me! And if you thynk she'z gonna stop now, you're just as crazy as she iz! One minor failure isn't gonna stop her, it's just gonna piss her off that much more! Nah, no thanks.. I appreciate everything she's done for me, but just as in any good relationship gone bad, we've done everything we can to work thingz out.. But, I thynk it'z tyme to see [drive] newer people [cars].. :)


I don't know if I'm reading too much into it.. But, I'm reely taking this as a sign from God, that he wants and expects more from me.. I've put myself into situations of mediocrity that I don't deserve.. My grandmother gave me a book written by T.D. Jakes, entitled "Reposition Yourself - Living Life Without Limits". I just started reading it, but I intend on doing just that.. [Repositioning myself] Mediocrity is not for me, and it'z made itself more clear now than ever before.. I need a new car. I need a new job. Hell, I need a new lyfe! lolz..


and that's Reel..
[rcZ]

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